Things I Learned In Georgia

• It's hell hot down there in July. The only way to comfortably be outside is if you're in the pool.
• I can kill a blender with one batch of frozen margaritas. Dead. Rest in peace.
• Just because 2 girls sleep in the same bed with one wearing only a pair of panties doesn't mean they're gay. Unless they spoon.... then it could be questionable.
• Maryellen has muscles and likes to flex like a bodybuilder. There's a picture to prove it.
• Big Daddy only has eyes for one woman and her name is Pug Mama. Even in a house full of crazy, sometimes half naked women who may or may not be giving him the look of love.
• And Big Daddy loves that woman (or all the rest of us maybe) so much that he's willing to go to 8 different grocery stores and then drive 35 miles just to get the mix to make his now famous Gumbo at the request of those crazy women.
• PIPO-in-a-bag makes for a really great surprise. But thank goodness Thor was in the house or it'd of been her getting the surprise of her life. LOL!
• Every-single-person I've ever introduced to chocolate covered potato chips at first wrinkled their nose up at them. Until they tasted one. Then the choco-tater chips became an addiction that can't be controlled.
• Cracktastic is a fabulous word! All credit goes to Heather.
• Mali gave us a sex education talk using the pugs as her reference material. I've added the word "vadge" to my favorite vagina slang terms right along with hoo-hoo, vajajay, petunia, etc.
• Robin is an excellent driver. The GPS sometimes takes us on very strange routes but we always get to the destination in the end.
• Hibachi rocks! Except when you can't understand the chef.
• Doris can keep up with the party girls. And could probably still pass a sobriety test. That takes skillz.
• I'm a blog ho apparently. I was appointed after proving that I "held all the knowledge" about far too many bloggers.
• Stacy-Tracy makes the most awesome guacamole. And Tracy-Stacy will bite your fingers off if you get too close to the bowl. We may need a guac intervention.
• All little girls love to swim. All big girls love to be in the pool, too. But I don't think you can call it "swimming" when you just sit around in the water talking and drinking. :P
• Robin, Tracy and I brought cornhole to the south.
• We also introduced it to the Canadians. I predict it'll sweep that northern nation. And no...it's not a "bean bag toss". It's called "Cornhole" dammit.
• The TBG gang may have to soon purchase their own set as well. Hannah was so disappointed when the tourney got rained out.
• Lisa S and PIPO are big cheaters. But in their defense, it was hell hot as previously stated and they just wanted to get back in the pool.
• Many times over the weekend there was so much talking I think my ears started to bleed.
• Kris was missed. So were Colleen and Hannah. But nobody had the energy for blow up dolls this year. Sorry... :P
• It's not really a slumber party until somebody starts braiding hair.
• Maddy loves her some Big Daddy and got so excited about it she peed on him.
• The look on Heather's face when she walked in and saw the cake and gifts was so worth it.
• Hannah will always have my back. I love that kid. Sorry... I mean "tween".
• Speaking of tweens, Mali knows the entire cast of High School Musical by name and some of the songs. Whatever happened to like... Sesame Street and Dora when you're almost 4? LOL!
• Kristen fits in our group so well that she kept getting overlooked during introductions cuz everyone just assumed she was there last year, too.
• It's really ridiculous when two people sitting right next to each other text instead of talk. I'm not mentioning any names or anything, Alison. Oh wait. That was me too, wasn't it?
• Stacy was introduced to Bud-Light with Lime. And even though she said not to buy any more (which was ignored) I swear I saw her drinking some later.
• Catherine has decided that twinadoes are more worthy than the bloggy girls since she double timed it to California. What's up with that? Aren't we just as cute? :P
• Angela doesn't follow the rules. And made us all look like suckas with an awesome hostess gift.
• Some people have a very inappropriate, possibly even offensive sense of humor. Helmet... that's all I'm gonna say. Yeah I thought it was hysterical!
• Kathy has fabulous taste when buying for a gift exchange. Love it.
• Briana is even cuter in real life as the pics on Lisa F's blog.
• Kim is way too quiet. But she probably has lots of ammunition to use against all the other guests now since she observed the crazy first hand.
• Our host and hostess are some of the best people I know. They open their home and make us all feel so welcome. Thank you just doesn't seem to be enough...
• Nothing can compare to a weekend spent with some of the most amazing, fabulous, smart, funny, beautiful women I've ever met. I'm so grateful for their friendships. I wouldn't be able to survive this wait without them.
• I always start to miss my bloggy homegirls as soon as I shut the car door to drive away. And it sucks. I love you guys!