My cousin, Lisa, sent this to me today. I found it quite amusing so thought I'd share it.
I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your very first day.
You work 40 years, looking better every day, until you're too young to work.
You get ready for College: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to high school, middle school, primary school.
Where you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby with a servant to carry you around and tend to your every need.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, sleeping as much as you want.
Finally you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
PS. Only 2 more sleeps 'til my vacay. I'm so excited!!!
But after this last week I've learned that I'm gonna be absolutely out of my mind with anticipation when it's time for China if I'm this psyched for Mexico.....