Thursday, September 06, 2007


My cousin, Lisa, sent this to me today. I found it quite amusing so thought I'd share it.

I want to live my next life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.
You wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your very first day.
You work 40 years, looking better every day, until you're too young to work.
You get ready for College: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to high school, middle school, primary school.
Where you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby with a servant to carry you around and tend to your every need.
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, sleeping as much as you want.
Finally you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

PS. Only 2 more sleeps 'til my vacay. I'm so excited!!!
But after this last week I've learned that I'm gonna be absolutely out of my mind with anticipation when it's time for China if I'm this psyched for Mexico.....


kris said...

Nice ending... ;O)

sea star said...

Well, if I had to choose, that's how I want to go.

Kristen said...


wzgirl said...

Boy Voyage Mi Amiga! Are you a fan of fish tacos? If so, I hope that you enjoy many accompanied by icy cold margies! XO

Jeter Mama said...

my sister has always said we should live life backwards. I must share this her.

redmaryjanes said...

That busted me up! I'm jealous but happy that you get to go to Mexico.

Donna & Andrew said...

To to funny! Thanks for the laugh & enjoy the vacay!

Angela said...

That does sound like the perfect life!
Hope you have a great time in Mexico, and eat some great authentic food for me!

Buckeyes & Eggrolls said...

What a way to go!!

Hope you have a super, wonderful time in Mexico! You're gonna love it!

OziMum said...


Enjoy your holiday! I'm sooo jealous!

Headmeister said...

Totally DITTO!!!!! I love it! lol!!!!!

Tawni said...

I'd do it that way - why didn't God think of that?? ;)