Thursday, May 17, 2007

Strange-ology Tag

Sam tagged me with this weird one. Here goes....

FOOD-OLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Blue Cheese ...the chunkier the better.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Chipotle! Me luvs a big ole burrito.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
Have no clear cut fave. Depends on what I'm in the mood to eat. Love many....as evidenced by the size of my arse.
On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
20% unless the service sucked.
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Definitely pizza!
What is your favorite type of gum?
Bubble Yum. Just about any flavor.

TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer?
This pic. Xmas '05.

How many televisions are in your house?
Surprisingly enough 3...even though I live alone.
How do you listen to music?
Usually in the car or on my new I-Pod.

BIOLOGY
What’s your best feature?
Maybe my eyes. Although members of the opposite sex have been known to look slightly lower when talking to me. Maybe they'd say something different. :P
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Tonsils, wisdom teeth, gallbladder and then 3 liters of bile. Yuck!
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
I'm a trained observer. So my eyes would win. Although I interview and interrogate for a living. So I'm a good listener, too.
When was the last time you had a cavity?
Within the last few years.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
My bedroom furniture. Moved it away from the walls to paint. That was hard.
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Umm... not really knocked. But I guess you could say yes if you consider the 2 weeks I was in ICU. I sure don't remember most of it.

BULLSHIT-OLOGY (Who made this up?)
If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No it'd stress me out. I wouldn't enjoy my life as much.
Is love for real?
I agree with CJ's answer. Which is yes and it comes in many different forms.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
Beyonce' but only if I could be her too.
What color do you think looks best on you?
Black. It's slimming.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes. By mistake and also on purpose. :P
Have you ever saved someone’s life?
Well, nothing dramatic but I'm a cop... so probably.
Has someone ever saved yours?
Yes. The ICU nurses and docs at MVH. Thank you guys!

DARE-OLOGY
Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
Yes. In a remote rural town in South Dakota. Nobody knows me there.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Hmmmm..... all I'm gonna say about this is one should never dare me when I've been drinking tequilla.
Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
No. Where would I put my pinkie ring? But maybe you could have a toe.
Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Yes, but I'd set up a MySpace page. That's not the same thing, right?
Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
Only if I could be seriously retouched.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
Absolutely.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
It'd suck but yep I think I would.

DUMB-OLOGY
What is in your left pocket?
Nothing.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Hilarious!
Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both.
Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand.
Could you live with roommates?
Been there. Done that. Choose not to anymore.
How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
More than 10. I live in flip-flops in the summer. When I'm not at work that is.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
Is this a trick question? Every morning when I go to the office and deal with my squad mates it's a run-in of sorts. Especially if they're in a bad mood.
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Who says I want to grow up?
Last friend you talked to?
My partner at work. Rod is his name.
Last person you called?
Well, I just left work so if you mean literally "the last person" it'd be a witness to a crime.

RANDOM-OLOGY
First place you went this morning?
To pee.
What can you not wait to do?
This is the obvious answer... go to China and hold my daughter for the first time. I just got goosebumps.
What’s the last movie you saw?
Walk the Line. Very cool flick.


So anybody else want to give it a go? Consider yourself tagged.

8 comments:

tracy said...

I think everyone goes to pee first thing in the morning.

Fun answers and I'm laughing about your 'best feature.'

a&mg said...

Nobody checks out my boobs--I'm jealous.

I loved Walk The Line, too.

Liene said...

Krista! OMG!!! You and I have a lot of the same likes. I too copied this from CJ's blog and filled it out yesterday on mine. I love blue cheese anything really. And Chipotle hands down is my favorite fast food. Wow! We're a lot alike. Pretty cool!

A Special Family said...

Great answers!
I'll do it this weekend!

C.J. said...

Mam, we think alike. No surpise.

We both are recipients of jug-oogling too. What a surprise ;0)

Colleen said...

LOL!!!! Jug - oogling. Freakin Connie makes me silly.

I love this post and glad I got to laugh today!

Also - happy 11 months!

Shannon said...

You crack me up!! (Yes. By mistake and also on purpose. :P) Naughty!
This is a good one...I'll have to steal it.

cougchick said...

Funny answers. I also love Chunky blue cheese. Mmmmmmm....

Cracking up at your guys vs. girls "best feature". Probably have some gals out there that would agree with the guys. LOL.